Hello, First World.

Hello. For starters, this is not a blog about my phone battery, I love my country, and my real name is not Jason Blooey. It's David. For those of you who don't know my last name, I'll reveal it when I'm 18 (yeah, I'm a filthy millennial, depending on your interpretation of the range). As for those who know my last name, keep it to yourself for now. I live in Centerville Utah in the United States of America. My grandfather was an accidental Marine on Iwo Jima on the USS Andrew Jackson and is my personal hero. May he rest in peace. My father is the leads singer and co-founder of the Runes Project. You might hear him on the Mer and Mikki Show in Liverpool.

Now that you know a little about myself, lemme tell you about what this blog will be about.

You have undoubtedly heard the phrase first world problems, explaining how horrible life is to someone who knows nothing of third world countries. For example, the screen on my Google Pixel won't rotate, my dad's iPhone 7 doesn't have a headphone jack, etc. I will not write articles about this and that my life is terrible. No, I will be talking about the problems of this first world nation. For example, Antifa, the Clintons, the National Debt, etc.

I am aware that I will get hate from the public. I don't like it, but there is not too much I can do. If you don't like what I say, get off my blog. (Can't stress that enough.)

So I hope you guys enjoy my stupid rants about the country and how we can fix it.

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